INFYNITEX FACTS
tweet me: @pro_raze
Pages
Home
Website
Friday, 24 January 2014
Chuck Norris Facts - 24 JAN 2014
When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris
Cancel rating
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
Cancel rating
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives.
Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
If you rate this 5 roundhouse kicks, then Chuck Norris WILL roundhouse kick Justin Bieber's ass.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Cancel rating
Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris can swim through land.
Cancel rating
Chuck Norris and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
Cancel rating
Chuck Norris can cut through a hot knife with butter
Cancel rating
Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Death once had a near-Chuck Norris experience
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
Chuck Norris once got bit by a rattle snake........ After three days of pain and agony ..................the rattle snake died
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch. HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal cry.
Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
Chuk Norris can actually understand a woman's mind.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but there was a problem: It wouldn't take shit from anybody.
Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes
When Chuck Norris crosses the street, cars look both ways for Chuck Norris.
What was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris can stab a knife with a man
Uri Geller bends spoons with his mind, Chuck Norris bends minds with a spoon
Chuck Norris does'nt turn on the lights, he turns off the dark.
Chuck Norris once stared at the sun for hours... the sun then blinked.
Aliens are real, they're just hiding from Chuck Norris
Chuck norris can sufficate a pillow with a man.
Chuck Norris doesn't mow his lawn, he stands on the porch and dares it to grow
Chuck Norris killed his living room. It is now just "the room".
Chuck Norris once took a CPR class, this way he can kill you, revive you, and kill you again
No comments:
Post a Comment
Newer Post
Older Post
Home
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
No comments:
Post a Comment